So practically everyone in there is an assassin who failed in killing all the defenseless women and children his superiors ordered him to off and was caught afterwards. Oh, speaking of law-abiding, all inmates in that place are ninjas who failed in a mission and were accused by their villages of being soft or traitors for that. Oh the great things one learns in prison, only to return after his release as a law-abiding citizen. He also conveniently learns by a passing-byer that by beating the warden his powers will return. Anyways, in that isolation instead of learning the hard way not to try to escape, he instead grows even more restless to get out of this place. I bet he doesn’t even have beard to grow yet. Priceless! And his beard (or whiskers) doesn’t grow not even an inch all this time.
And the punishment for trying to escape is just spending a few days in isolation, where he shits and pisses in a 3X3 room. It took longer to do that in those old Jrpgs I used to play. DON’T DROP THE SOAP NARUTO! The security of this place is a complete joke, as Naruto manages to get out of his cell three times in ten minutes. He must stink like a pig, unless the clothes magically mend and he has out of screen baths.
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So even if we pretend Naruto has a wardrobe full of identical clothes, in this place he is wearing the same clothes for months. First of all, there are no prison uniforms all the convicts still wear their regular ninja uniforms. What a lovely way to see that gay ninja getting his ass served on a plate every 5 minutes. And as he is constantly trying to escape he ends up being beaten like a bitch by the warden, tied up on a torture table, ravaged by guard dogs, and almost gets drowned and is saved by a girl, which as we all know is the most useless creature in the Narutoverse. And how exactly do you prove you are innocent by becoming an escape convict? Anyways, since his powers are drained in this place, he is incapable to even throw a punch before dropping on four and twitching like his tummy hurts. The next part takes almost half the movie, as Naruto constantly tries to escape in order to prove his innocence … which by now is already taken by the guards, lol. Yeah guards, molest that defenseless cute little gay boy! The third scene is about him taken to prison, where his powers are stripped… and so are his clothes as he is strip searched for possible weapons he may be hiding in … hard to notice body areas. HAHAHA! (this later is proven to be a troll btw) Now get into that cage and cry like a bitch fool!” Don’t mind how every rookie ninja in the world can easily disguise himself to look like anyone he likes we will just pretend you traveled half the world, killed several ninjas in three different countries, and returned here before dinner to just tell us it wasn’t you. “Hey Naruto, I know you are the hero of legend who saved our asses a dozen times but now we have this guy who resembles you so we must send you to prison. Anyone with even basic knowledge of what is going on with the show will immediately laugh at what Tsunade is commenting. The second scene is about apprehending Naruto back in Leaf Village. Just change our priorities to taking Naruto to prison.” “Forget about the whole box crisis that can destroy the world.
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He uses a sleeping gas that knocks out elite ninjas in seconds! If they had such a thing why didn’t they use it all these years more often? Anyways, as soon as the assassin escapes they all wake up immediately and stand up like nothing much happened and we get the first lol of the movie with what Raikage comments about this. Immediately afterwards someone who resembles Naruto attacks them and although he fails, the whole scene makes no sense.
This will make you think it is the objective of this movie but trust me, it’s not. The movie begins with Raikage discussing with his personal team about a weird hidden box that can fulfill wishes. So please, consider all my remarks that follow as sadistic satisfaction out of a franchise that is now a joke. This is a movie made fo the haters and it’s great service. Seriously you guys, you must watch this only if you dig the idea of watching Naruto being molested by prison guards, ravaged by dogs, acting like a prison bitch, saved by useless girls, and constantly rolling over on mud or stormy waters without having the slightest superpower… And that is why I liked it, lol. In fact, it is tormenting with the protagonist for so long, it is better suited for people who DISLIKE the anime and not people who are still fans. The movie’s premise is quite absurd and it’s an easy way to dislike it in just the first few minutes. This is the eighth Naruto movie, made around the time of the Kage Summit, after Raikage is introduced.